Tuesday, August 02, 2005

G.W. Wants Intelligent Design Taught

The President, in his infinite wisdom, stated yesterday for the record that he believes 'Intelligent Design' should be taught alongside evolution in our public schools.

"You're asking me whether or not people ought to be exposed to different ideas, the answer is yes," he stated to a round table of reporters.

Yes Mr. President, you are absolutely correct. No longer shall we teach facts in our schools. Let's just teach ideas. Furthermore, let's just teach ideas that have absolutely no basis in fact.

Since apparently what we really want to do is teach our kids to have ideas alone, and not facts, let's teach that 2+2 now equal 'Chair'...Let's teach that the Sun is really a tiki torch floating upon a tortoise...Let's teach that 'The Germ Theory of Disease' should be taght alongside 'The Catholic Theory of Possession' as the cause of sickness in this world...After all, all we really want to do is teach ideas, not facts.

Ahhh...Georgie Boy, why did we elect thee?

2 Comments:

Blogger Aaron Kinney said...

Because the majority of this country is a superstitious lot. How long will it be before we elect an atheist or agnostic? 100 years? 200 years?

2 years? ;)

I wish!

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